You wrote:
"I use Granny Smith apples, but they may be too tart for some people."
You don't think I can take Granny Smith....
I was raised by Granny Smith.
Fuji apples are for slack tongued apple hating saltine eaters. Thanks for the recipe Anonymous.
Back to the original idea, before I was rudely interrupted by my attention to audience participation.
I am a fan of marketing on a higher level, which allows me to watch infomercials with the attention of a kid waiting for his birthday. Nothing is better than watching a guy or girl sell his soul for a plastic or felt product on my 27 inch television screen. If the funds were there I would own at least three home gyms (Chuck Norris's Total Gym, Tony Little's Gazelle, and whatever the heck P90X is).
Another serious downfall of mine is my interest in the celebrity circus. Videos of a shaved head Britney, and mug shots of various fallen stars plague my memory taking out otherwise valuable space in my brain.
These two loves came together when I heard today of the recent fate of my newest favorite telesalesvangelist, Vince Shlomi who allegedly battered a $1,000 prostitute for biting him on the tongue in his $750 a night hotel room at 4am.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
It is just too good to be true.
It is nice to see a new psuedo-celebrity get to that all important next level of crazy. Keep it up Sham Wow Guy, I'll still buy whatever you're selling. Billy Mays is a punk.
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How did she bite him on the tongue? wasnt the boom mic in the way? I'll be her all night. Thank you very much.
Its good to have you back HappyGoLucky LifeBlog!
Welcome back Pete. The blogosphere missed you.
i meant to say ill be here all night, not that ill be her all night. Rarely does a missing vowel change the entire context of the sentence. yikes.
The rumor's true; our favorite blogger's back!
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