Justice... Committee Style

So I told you about the justice committee.

We rode today.

Fay, my VP and Treasurer brought in water guns. Little Dollar Store Jobbers, easily concealable and shot a good distance. The only drawback was the leaking, but what can you expect when you get 6 for a dollar.

We sat and waited all day, and watched the injustice pile up until about 4:00 when our intended target took to Cube Aisle.

It all started with a Jamaican Me Crazy sales rally a fortnight ago, where dress was casual and managerial torment was devious. Susie and Sandra (names changed to protect the guilty) had decided to fill up water balloons on Thursday, to attack on Friday.

She's had it in for us ever since we started ruling the office.

Laugh Laugh "Pete you should sit back down on the bench" laugh laugh, so I did...they were managers. But as I did I realized why everything was so funny to them, and next thing I saw was a cloud of neon colored water balloons dropping like turkey tears on Thanksgiving.

SPLASH "ONE HIT ME" IEEEEE "DUCK... NO JUMP"

It was brutal. My flip flops are still soaked.

So today, Fay and I waited patiently for a window, and at roughly 4:00PM EST she emailed me, and we rode. Sandra was instructing Janice on how to accomplish something (probably stupid, most likely irrelevant), and when she turned around their was an expression of bewilderment. Then fear. Then she was liquidated and with a jump back, and a sprint to her office... the room cheered and did the wave, and Justice Prevailed.

Susie left early...she'll get hers tomorrow in the AM.